...asked nobody but I'll pretend you asked anyway.
Not much. ...Alright, that's not entirely true, I have had a couple of things on the brain as of late, so I'll give you an idea of what my mindset has been recently.
(A few weeks earlier...)
"Okay, I've got some spare time on my hands before I choose a few more college courses. I think I'll finally see what all the fuss is about this "Gravity Falls" thing I keep hearing about."
*watches episode 1
"Okay, pretty good so far. Might as well watch a few more."
*watches episodes 2-5
"Hmm, I like it. It's getting a bit late now, so I guess I'll wait and see the rest some other time."
(A few days after that...)
"Alright, GF, show me what you've really got."
*binge-watches the rest of Season 1
"...This is amazing!"
(Some time shortly after that...)
"Well I can't find any good videos featuring Season 2 that are free and aren't let's watches, but while I'm here I think I'll check out this "Steven Universe" thing that I keep hearing about."
*watches episodes 1-7
"Okay, this is interesting so far. Wait, didn't my brother say that he was into this show?"
*ends up binge-watching the entirety of Season 1 w/ brother over the next two days
"...This is also amazing!"
So, yeah, there's two more fandoms to add to the stuff I like.
Anyway, I saw E350tb
do this a while ago, and I've already got a bunch of character names on slips of paper (don't ask), so I figured hey, why not?1.) Take out a sheet of paper and write down the names of at least 20 characters. They can be from a specific series or they can be your characters, or they can just be a mix of characters that you like! There is no limit to the ratio of guy to girl ratios that you can add in. Now, tell us the fandom(s) you picked!
...There are way too many for me to list, so I'm just not gonna say. (Besides, I have a feeling you guys can guess what a lot of them are.)2.) Cut/rip out the names and fold them so you can’t see what’s written. Place them in a hat or any object you please, and then shuffle them. Are you ready?
I'm ready!3.) Alright! Pick two names without looking and read them. Guess what? They’re a pairing now! Lucky you. Don’t cheat! That takes away the fun. Write down this new couple and add your comments.
Dr. Eggman Nega (Sonic)/Juan Ramirez (Highlander)
...There is no logical way for that couple to work. At all.4.) Interesting, eh? Now put those two clips of paper away to the side and repeat #3.
Jenny Wakeman (MLaaTR)/Fix-It Felix Jr. (Wreck-It Ralph)
"Ah, looks like my arm came off in that last fight."
"I can fix it!"
"...Who are you?"5.) Things sure are heating up. Repeat step #4.
Aang (Avatar)/Jimmy Cooper (Quadrophenia).
...I've got nothing; that's just too random.6.) This time, pick only one clip of paper. This is now your “loner character”. Sadly they will never find a soulmate and remain single to their death. Tragic, no?
Monterey Jack (Rescue Rangers). That's kinda sad I guess, but there are a lot worse things than that. 7.) Okay, okay, enough of that. Place that piece of paper aside as well. Now choose three more! This is your “threesome shipping”. Bwahaha…
Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic)/Professor Ratigan (Great Mouse Detective)/Cake the Cat (Adventure Time)
Is it wrong that I could think of a few results that are weirder than that?8.) Yes’m, I do believe you’ve had enough torture… for now. Take the remaining pieces of paper and open them up. You can now pick a pairing of your choice from those characters. Or if that’s too boring, create the most crack pairing you can come up with!
There are way too many here, so I'll just list some of the more amusing ones.
Princess Cadence (MLP)/Optimus Prime (Transformers) (Or "The Day Hasbro went Insane with their Crossovers")
Baby Doll (BTAS)/2 (9) (In which Baby Doll is paired off with someone even smaller than herself. Never mind that he's not human. Or what happened to him in the movie.)
Kirby/Megatron (Transformers) (...Well that's just horrifying.)
Discord (MLP)/Pearl Forrester (MST3K) (Oh, so that's
why her son ended up becoming an evil mad scientist.)
Graverobber (Repo!)/Sweeney Todd (Compared to most everything else so far, this one's not so bad.)
Acid Queen (Tommy)/Princess Celestia (MLP) (Or "The Day Hasbro Tripped Balls during Work Hours". May or may not be a tie-in with the Cadence/Optimus one.)
Greg Universe (Steven Universe)/Pavi Largo (Repo!) (I don't think the Gems would approve of this relationship.)
Unikitty (LEGO Movie)/Plankton (SpongeBob) (I can only imagine how that would turn out.)
Dr. Erhardt (MST3K)/Peridot (Steven Universe) (Oh, so that's
what happened to him after Season 1 ended. That's...that's not good.)
Gary (SpongeBob)/Rouge the Bat (Sonic) (GARY NOOOOOOO)
Morbo (Futurama)/Azula (Avatar) (It's the Last Airbender/Futurama crossover couple that nobody wanted!)
Jasper (Steven Universe)/Oogie Boogie (Nightmare Before Christmas) (...At least they can't fuse together to form some kind of holiday-themed gem monster thing.)
Squidward (SpongeBob)/Dipper (Gravity Falls) (Would this be called "Squidip" or "Dipward"? Either way, do not want.)
Calculon (Futurama)/Slenderman (There are no words.)
B-MO (Adventure Time)/King Candy (Wreck-It Ralph) (B-MO NOOOOO)
Jake the Dog (Adventure Time)/Queen Chrysalis (MLP) (I don't even wanna think about it.)
Dr. Eggman (Sonic)/Prince Gumball (Adventure Time) (Why is he still kidnapping royalty?)
Bender (Futurama)/Finn the Human (Adventure Time) (This becomes sorta disturbing when you realize what AT character Bender shares a voice with.)
Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)/Amethyst (Steven Universe) (Is this some weird way to counter all the Bill/Peridot art that's floating around?)
7 (9)/Mr. Krabs (SpongeBob) (Oh come on, 7, you could do so much better.)
Penguin (BTAS)/Pearl (Steven Universe) (...At least it's not Sandy.)
Sandy Cheeks (SpongeBob)/Amber Sweet (Repo!) (...I just had to say something...)
Ralph (Wreck-It Ralph)/9 (Wait, doesn't Ralph share a voice with one of the other stitchpunks?)
And now for the accidental threesomes I got.
Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)/Rose Quartz (Steven Universe)/Ice King (Adventure Time) (Try not to think too hard about this.)
Princess Bubblegum (Adventure Time)/Mother Brain (Metroid)/5 (9) (If you can come up with a scenario where this makes sense, please don't tell me.)
Vanilla the Rabbit (Sonic)/Jiminy Cricket (Pinocchio)/Twilight Sparkle (MLP) (However, if you can come up with a scenario where this makes sense, please do tell me.)
Lord Monochromicorn (Adventure Time)/Thor (Avengers)/Anna (Frozen) (Actually this wouldn't be too bad if you left out Monochromicorn.)
Rainbow Dash (MLP)/Davy Jones (PotC)/Bubbles (Powerpuff Girls) (ALL OF MY NO)
Luigi Largo (Repo!)/Starfire (Teen Titans)/Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda) (I don't know which one she'd be worse off with.)
Gypsy (MST3K)/Karen (SpongeBob)/8 (9) (...well then...)
And the very last accidental multi-pick:
SpongeBob/Mike Nelson (MST3K)/Pleakley (Lilo and Stitch)/Sapphire (Steven Universe)/ZIM (I dare you to make sense of this nonsense.)9) I like your tastes. I think. Close up all the pieces of paper, even the ones you put aside, and shuffle them again. Pick two without looking. This is your “last resort pairing”. Splendid.
Sweeney Todd/Dot Warner (Animaniacs)
If this is a last resort pairing, then I'd be happy to just not ship anything.10.) That’s that! Any comments you’d like to leave for me?
That took forever, but it was pretty fun.11.) D’aw! You’re too sweet! As cliché as this sounds (for a meme and all), tag some friends.
Now if you guys will excuse me, I have to re-favorite everything I had collected elsewhere.
Again. Fucking stupid Windows 10 update...